collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen




kholendx78:

"I want you to remember Clark…in all the years to come…in your most private moments…I want you to remember…my hand at your throat…I want you to remember the one man who beat you…”




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crownprince81:

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foxingtheband:

vivereestvincere:

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uglynewyork:

Girl: c’mon babe lets wrestle

Me: Ok sure

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brain-food:

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

Yepppppp





Xerxes Stream New Song

couchkingemo:

Xerxes are streaming a new song off of the upcoming Collision Blonde, due out October 21st on No Sleep Records. Listen to “Exit 123” here!

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The World Is, The Hotelier Announce Tour

couchkingemo:

The World Is… and The Hotelier will be heading out on tour with Rozwell Kid and Posture & the Grizzly in October. Check out the flyer and dates below!

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Tour Dates

10/17 - Ithaca, NY - The Haunt
10/18 - Pittsburgh, PA - Cattivo
10/19 - Rochester, NY - Bug Jar
10/22 - Montreal, QC - Il…








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Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

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