fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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weirdesthomevideos:

Lana Del Rey for Rolling Stone, July 31st, 2014.

Photographs by Theo Wenner.

(Source: twenner.com)



bryansbeard:

starbucks employee: hi can i take ur order please

me: ur such a nice batista

starbucks employee: don’t u mean barista

me: no

image



mrcheyl:

Britt Linn [x]


cat:

angieincolor:

this always cracks me up uglychu

HAHA

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53,363 plays

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youblewme:

Dowsing- Terminals




cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

unstable-potentate




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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet



orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now



17yr:

image

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well



vanillafrappubbino:

weloveblackgirls:

black-m3rmaid:

poppin up on racists like

Black tumblr be like

Heard you was talkin shit.